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I’m taking a hiatus because of reasons.

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Well, I’ve been pondering the same thing lately, and here are my reasons as to why scarification doesn’t fall into the same category as self-injury:

1. Scarification is a body modification practice, that, in the same way as a tattoo, is done to you by a licensed professional, rather than being self inflicted— essentially, it takes the “self” part out of self-injury.

2. In some cultures (not American culture, but that’s mainly because we’re narrow-minded and prudish) scarification is actually widely practiced and accepted as a common ritual/rite of passage. 

3. Scarification may be a tad bit more extreme than tattooing, and truly this is only my opinion, but what really is the difference between putting a permanent design onto your body via a needle and ink, or putting a permanent design onto your body via a blade and scarring. In my opinion, everyone should have a right to their own body, to do exactly what they would like to with it, with whichever medium they choose.

Also.. having lived with self-harm/cutting for the better part of a decade, self-injury is about compulsion and addiction— not feeling like you have anywhere else to turn— whereas scarification is a conscious choice and has relatively little to do (I would imagine) with release of emotion, and more to do with artistic expression. But, of course, each person’s body is their own, and however they may choose to make use of it is purely their own choice.

I hope this helps! Good luck!

Looking into the concept of scarification. I won’t lie, it has maybe 0.002% to do with the fact that I’ve been missing my SI days more than usual, lately. But also, before anyone rails on me for that: scarification and cutting are NOT the same thing.

Is it strange, however, that I find the idea of having designs carved into my skin to be far less intimidating than the idea of getting a tattoo?

Add “nihilistic” & “misanthropic” and you’ve pretty much got me pegged.

— Jeanette Winterson, Weight: The Myth of Atlas and Heracles

WASHINGTON—After more than five decades of tireless work, brave exploration, and technological innovation aimed at a single objective, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration announced Wednesday that it had finally completed its mission to find and kill God.

“I am ecstatic to tell you all today that we have beheld the awesome visage of the supreme architect of the cosmos, and we have murdered Him,” jubilant administrator Charles Bolden said after being drenched with champagne by other celebrating NASA employees. “There have been innumerable setbacks, missteps, and hardships over the past 50 years, but we always stayed true to our ultimate goal and we never gave up.”

“We finally got the son of a bitch!” Bolden continued. “He’s dead! God is dead!”

According to officials, God was killed this morning on the moon by a highly trained team of seven astronauts. He was reportedly lured into a trap after coming into contact with the Voyager 2 probe, which was transmitting a false message that NASA wanted to broker a truce with God on “neutral ground.”

“One of our lunar rovers captured an image of God at approximately 2100 hours last night, and we immediately launched a vessel manned by our best assassins,” said Richard Egan, Mission Control Chief at the Johnson Space Center in Houston. “After exiting the lunar lander, the astronauts approached God under the false pretense of peace, but He must have sensed something was amiss and fled. Our men gave chase in a moon buggy, finally overtaking Him in a crater where He was subdued after several minutes of violent hand-to-hand combat.”

Egan told reporters that it took as many as five highly trained astronauts to fully restrain the Supreme Being. He also confirmed that three of the astronauts sent to kill God were badly injured, but were expected to recover.

“He was damn fast. And strong—as strong as anyone I’ve ever engaged,” said Captain Trevor Sullivan, the astronaut who, after his weary team dragged a bloodied and beaten God back to the lunar module, executed Him with a single gunshot to the head. “He fought like a wild animal, and the fact that He’s omnipotent really worked against us. But we know a few tricks ourselves, and after all was said and done, we took Him down for good.”

“Gotta give Him credit, though, God was defiant right up until the end. Scrappy bastard spit right in my face just before I pulled the trigger,” added Sullivan, smiling.

NASA was founded in 1958 by President Dwight D. Eisenhower for the express purpose of locating and assassinating God. By 1969, it had completed a successful lunar landing, bringing mankind that much closer to neutralizing the Almighty. It was in that year that U.S. astronaut Neil Armstrong became the first to step on the moon, and uttered the legendary phrase, “Where are you, God, you fucking faggot? Come and get me!”

Over the years, officials told reporters, God had proved to be an elusive and formidable foe. In 1986, He destroyed the Challenger shuttle, killing all seven crew members, including Christa McAuliffe, a special operative who had been given orders to seduce and then strangle God with garrote wire. The Lord subsequently blew up theColumbia Destroyer Shuttle on reentry in 2003, and several times sabotaged the Hubble Space Telescope, a large piece of surveillance equipment launched into orbit in 1990 to monitor His activities.

“I can’t tell you how many times God gave us the slip,” NASA aerospace engineer David Williamson said. “We learned pretty quickly that you couldn’t underestimate Him, not for a second. He was an unbelievably intelligent and resourceful enemy, and if you made even the smallest mistake, you can bet He’d make you pay for it.”

Sullivan’s begrudging respect for God was echoed by many other NASA officials and employees. Though most have spent the majority of their adult lives working toward killing God, a certain reverence for the deceased deity pervaded NASA headquarters.

“It’s ironic that despite all of the technological advances and powerful weapons we’ve made, it was God’s trusting and compassionate nature that was His final undoing,” said Buzz Aldrin, a former astronaut who ripped out pages of the Bible on the moon’s surface in an effort to enrage God and draw Him out of hiding. “I mean, you’ve really got to hand it to Him. He gave us one hell of a fight.”

“I only wish it had been me personally who got to pull the trigger on that cocksucker,” Aldrin added. —The Onion

I would happily sacrifice a small child for a piece of Ultimate Red Velvet Cake Cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory right now..

Betsey Johnson Skull Bow Handbag

Do want. ♥

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While I do not think that Dita Von Teese is the be-all-end-all of burlesque fashion, she certainly is a gorgeous lady. 

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Stuff like this— and the fact that it’s true— makes me want to ragequit the universe.